V.I.B Very Important Brendan

I was in a parade today. The owner of a store found out that my name was Brendan and  imediantly set out to get me on his float before anyone else. All I had to do was sit on the throne and look like myself and everyone loved it. I guess they felt privileged to be so close to an real-life Brendan!!! This just proves my point. Brendans, ALL Brendans, RoCk!1!1!1!1!1!